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Hello my dears, my name is Mephistophel, and I am as old as the world. No-one knows what my starsign is, as there where no stars when I was born. But don't get confused by my age, my appearance is just perfect: I can look like anything YOU want me to look like. I enjoy betting with God, and also I love to fail humans just to mock the God. My life is full of pleasures: drinks, parties, fun, fun, more fun, so you will never be bored with me. So call me 666-666-666 to "demonic apartaments inc" and ask for the master.